Had a good laugh at "I hope kc takes offense to this", but honestly, as QB who plays 96 out of 100 pugs as captain/QB, the way I judge WRs is consistency--
Any pug regular WR worth his salts can go rip somebody or make a great play, short or deep, the ones who spring to mind at 5:26am (and in no order) are Detective Jeff, A-Rod, Shanks, Stevie, Dr24, KC21, buttfumble, y00na, paracocks, AJ, hyoujin, (notice how I put the chinks together)Grogglez, Funtastik, dop, and tons more I can't think of right now, its not matter of HOW they do it, its a matter of HOW CONSISTENTLY they do it.
Nobody thinks your an amazing QB if you throw 10 in-completions in a row, and suck the entire pug, and throw a perfect pass in the 3rd quarter and lose by 30 pts, and nobody in my eyes is an amazing WR until I see them every pug, make amazing catches/run beautiful routes/have great IQ CONSISTENTLY, this is where ranking comes in.
Grogglez doesn't get the pass 2/3v1 because the defenders are noobs, or hes on a hot streak, its because 95% of the time, you know he's going to come down with it and do some crazy shit, its never a bad idea to stare at paradox/kc21/buttfumble/funt because 95% of the time, you know they're going to do something to get behind their db/get a passing lane, it's never a bad idea to throw a 3 yard out to dop/y00na/a-rod, because you know 95% of the time, they're going to turn your 3 yards in 40-50-60 with blocks or without blocks.
When you snap the ball and you have Stevie/Dr24/Gee on your team, 95% of the time, you know they've lost that loving feeling, I hate it when they do that, and its never a bad idea to roll out to Shanks side in the redzone because 95% of the time, hes going to read your mind and go exactly where you need him to be to score a TD, and its always the best idea on the field to throw a pass to Jeff behind the line so he can throw a ponder TD pass and I can take credit for it, in my books, the #1 WR in AFM is Tom Motherfucking Brady, I mean all he does is burn dbs and make head catches.
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