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What being absent from CSAFM does to you?
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Harry
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Dear donuts, I've been a player of CSAFM since 2009 under the disguise from a variety of usernames and I consider myself experienced (to an extent) however when I take a long absence of 3-4 months away from the beautiful winter snowy field of fm_stadiumtwo and other wonderful landscapes that are hidden within the mod. I notice that I become a victim of extreme discomfort, almost to that of having a cactus shoved up my rectum and proceeding through my colon. It is a feeling that is incredibly hard to describe but it sets me in with amongst the rookies we've become increasingly endorsed by.

I remember a time specifically the year 2012 of 2 months playing, my throwing was as consistent as seeing a yellow taxi in New York City, I was getting picked 3rd choice for PUGS and it was a glorious. Anyway, nowadays I play with a mouse sensitivity of 10.0 and on widescreen, the fluidity of gameplay is disgustingly slow due to playing on widescreen I've noticed. Could a change of in-game settings over the years prove to be an intense difficulty in terms of finding a settled adjustment? All of these factors have now really troubled me, I've been a selfish pig in joining the server and taking QB from those trying to display their talent in order to gain a reputation within the community and increase their skills as I have wasted these opportunities by throwing an onslaught of 1st down picks, I would like to take this moment to apologize.

Physically and mentally I suffer also, my nerves when taking QB are on par to that of a dyslexic on Countdown and my throat becomes as dry as Gandhi's flip-flop, at this current time my all round game has been kidnapped, bound and gagged in a fucking dungeon of no existence.

My main intention of this topic was to hear experiences from where others have encountered a period of tragic form and how you managed to get out of it? Please share your stories.
7-12-14 2:23 PM
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You should write books.

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7-12-14 3:04 PM
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Tom Brady
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the longer I'm away = the better I am when I get back, seriously.

it feels like throwing a golf ball into the ocean when I take a snap after being away for weeks/months, no matter how hard the throw or how far away my WR is or how tight the coverage is, my depth perception & timing and ability to put it exactly where I want it is fantastic, its why I was "One And Done Brady" in the pugs for a while, I played one pug because I was craving the throws and competition much like a smoker craves nicotine after not smoking for an hour, and after the pug is over? my cravings satisfied and I don't give a shit anymore.

brb hibernating until csfl3
7-12-14 4:30 PM
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Peyton
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The English is overwhelming.
7-13-14 6:17 AM
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opeezy
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who is harry
7-19-14 3:19 PM
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who is harry
7-19-14 5:54 PM
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U fukin wot m8
7-19-14 5:55 PM
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Harry
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Your mom's new boyfriend opeezy! Yours too Luca you disgruntled scrotum.
7-20-14 8:47 AM
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