Jello the woman beater.

[Tj]

Ok i haven't been on here in a while but i just wanted to put a few things out there.First off jello was on my facebook for like 2 years if i can remember correctly,but maybe i am mistaken since i smoke so much weed and i am not smart because of the city i was born and raised in.You know its hard to not be very smart when you are not from the city that the declaration of independence was written in.Ok so now that is out of the way.I am not very smart and have no life and smoke weed with my 10 year old and 8 year old and i get welfare checks and do not work or pay taxes.(i know all of this because jello told me and everyone in the pub for a week straight so)

For weeks now jello has been coming into the pubs and pugs drunk and sits afk for most of the time because he is busy type fighting or mic spamming how me and everyone else aren't as smart as he is,live in shittier cities and do not pay as much taxes as he does.It went from oh its just jello being jello to wow this kid is super depressed and using the warming first drink of alcohol to drown out his emotions that in fact his own father is a dead beat.It is a little known fact that jello was sent to the UK to go to school because his dad could not handle his own child because he was to busy hanging out at bars and spending time with anyone other then his very intellectual and gifted son William.While jello was in the UK he got very good at drinking warm pints of beer and smacking around on the local women.Most likely something he learned from his father back here in the states.When jello finally got told on by one of the women he beat on he was promptly kicked out of school and sent packing back to the states.Since then he has been on a rampage mad at everyone for not hearing and answering his cries for help.Jello we hear you man and we understand everyone needs an outlet and all but are you that hard up that you use csafm as your outlet?Drunkenly slurring words of hatred to anyone that does not meet your requirements of being smart or from a good enough city?

I personally think it is time we all step in and hold out our hands while standing in a circle so as we do not have to guess which direction jello will fall and can promptly catch him and wipe his tears of jealousy and butthurt away from his soft ginger skin.I will be a man and be the first to hold out my hands in hopes to catch you jello.Not because i like you and not because is dislike you,but because i can only imagine the pain you must feel being so secluded from reality and blind to the fact that out of all of us who play in that server....you my friend are by far the most fucked up delusional hypocrite of all.You my friend are a sad excuse for a native philidelphian.You are weak minded and not very cunning at all,you have zero capabilities to really troll anyone because we all know that all you are doing is being yourself...the drunk loaner who sleeps on his friends couches and ask for wifi passwords so you can entertain us in magical ways that only a real gift handed down from god could do.

The end.