I'm Champ Bailey, founder of Team [$]. AMA

[Champ]

It's unfortunate really. Peyton in real life is quite the phenom when it comes to pitching the baseball, so I guess God had to be fair and curse him with the wettest of ramen noodles when it comes to CSFB qb'ing. I swear it's a conspiracy though, because he somehow still makes it to the top 5 QB rankings all the time... Owner of server + Noodliest of noodles + Consistent high QB rating..? COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT.


Also on a sidenote, I wouldn't be surprised if Peyton was the first guy to be called a noodle arm. It's funny how the whole "noodle arm" got even started. I know the phrase has been around for a while, but the first time it became a thing was when Whookid started implementing the field goal addon, and people just had completely no idea how to use it properly at first. You would see some of the puniest kicks (because kicks also had a different trajectory that made it drop much faster once it reached its peak velocity as opposed to floating like passes, and one guy started apologizing for his "noodle leg." For some reason, we found that phrase hilarious. After that, whenever any QB not named Whookid threw a pussy pass, me and [$] would call them a noodle arm. And the biggest target of our trash talk was usually Peyton, so go figure.

Lastly, go google "noodle arm," and the only real life comparison that the phrase has been used for is Peyton Manning. Such a tragedy. He never had a chance.