(The Story)
This was a video posted by my mate Dizzle (Doug) of an incident outside of his house that happened 6 years ago along a footpath in Tottenham, North London, England at 3:00am. Which featured yours truly, oddly enough I can't remember where I even went that night which for some reason makes me believe I was out drinking as I often only forget things when I'm intoxicated but this scenario I unfortunately found myself in I remember like it was 30 minutes ago. I knew I was walking home as I travelled up the alleyway instead of down where I'd be heading if I was going out, as I turned the corner in to the pathway I stumbled across these two turnips who I didn't even notice at first until one of them started pointing at me while pushing his mate saying "Get this guy here bruv". The first oxygen thief I generally believed he was reaching for a gun but he actually had a kitchen knife while the other guy tried to fool me in to thinking his phone was a knife, this video was posted at least a month after it happened.