Make AFM Great Again!

[Slim Shady]

Hello, my name is Slim Shady and I am here do declare my candidacy for admin of the American Football Mod!

American Football Mod in it's current state will fail. The servers are empty. There is no more PUG server. There are spics in the server randomly throughout the day who ruin play experience. There are admins who do not know what the hell they are doing. There is complete lawlessness where players old and new cheat because they figure they won't be punished at this point. This is not acceptable folks.

As an admin of the American Football Mod server(s) I will do the following within my first 30 days:

1. I will build a wall and ban every spanish only speaking player. This means Sandru with his annoying mic.

2. I will bring back law and order and ban cheaters in the servers. Permanent bans after multiple offenses.

3. I will ban Beaverboys.

4. I will repeal and replace the failure known as "JediWatch." Jedi is not on top of his server and this needs to change.

5. I will call Ribbs and get him back in the server.

6. I will call Black Santa and get him back in the server.

7. I will end all ties with SlimCo to ensure my full attention is on AFM.


The top 1% of players have 99% of the admin, This needs to change.

I will make AFM english again.
I will make AFM secure again.
I will make AFM fun again.
I will make AFM GREAT AGAIN!

Daddy's Home!

[Eakin]

Lmao ban beaver

[hooyo]

you stole my slogan you white liberal faggot

[jbL]

Hooyo has administration and you dont slim sad dayz

[hooyo]

(12-21-16 10:44 PM)jbL Wrote:  Hooyo has administration and you dont slim sad dayz

I don't, KC cried to Jedi about me slaying him for repeatedly bumping his QB and making him throw picks. Now I'm back to where I was.

[jedi]

Servers are not always empty. Give me $130 and we can have a pug server as well. Once you said "spice" you ruined your chance at admin. See you in the server!

[Eakin]

(12-22-16 10:41 AM)jedi Wrote:  Servers are not always empty. Give me $130 and we can have a pug server as well. Once you said "spice" you ruined your chance at admin. See you in the server!

Can i have admin

[Slim Shady]

(12-22-16 10:41 AM)jedi Wrote:  Servers are not always empty. Give me $130 and we can have a pug server as well. Once you said "spice" you ruined your chance at admin. See you in the server!

The Latino Americans love me. I love Latino Americans. But Latino Americans do not love AFM.

JEDI is being politically correct and this is exactly the attitude we do not want in our servers anymore people.

I am adding the following promises If I become admin:

1. Enforce removal of admin if someone does something like Hooyo did. Hooyo made a big mistake and I actually agree with Jedi on taking it away. KC is an upstanding citizen in our server and is all around liked. There is a place for joking around and slaying someone, and that place is CS:GO Hooyo. Not on my watch.

2. I will offer my time to setup a tournament for the community. We need teams and competition.

3. Ban RAWR. He is a fucking gook... I mean Gook American... who lives in the basement of his parents' laundromat and cheats in AFM. He scripts people. JEDI won't say the words but I will. Radical Scriptlamic Terrorism. We need to end it. I vow to eradicate RAWR's fat Chink American ass from our servers.

4. I wanted to save this a a surprise, but I will let you all know now. I vow to get Coach Willy in the server playing again.


MAKE AFM GREAT AGAIN!
#MAGA #SLIM2017 #DaddysHome

[kc21]

BibleThump

[jedi]

(12-22-16 4:27 PM)kc21 Wrote:  BibleThump

Tapdancing the line between satire and racism. This guy.


Also I had a dream that I met blood in real life last night, it was a weird dream.